Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator gets a new trailer and a release date announcement. Watch the latest Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator trailer for the upcoming alien infant stock market sim.

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In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

A made $5,000 betting on a baby because a dog/consultant named Chad Shakespeare gave me a tip that his future had about a 79% chance of being positive. Which was good, as the day before I decided to ...